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Sms Jokes In Hindi Biography

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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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eacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
Wadiyon Se Sooraj Nikal Aya He,
Fizaon Me Naya Rang Chaaya He,
Aap Q Udas Bethay Ho,
Ab To Muskura Do,
SMS Ke King Ka,
Salam-E-Subah Aaya He !

Behbod-e-Abadi
Waly kehty hain jo zyada sms kray ga

Usko chabi wala Teka lga kr us k sms band krden gy

apka kai din say koi sms nhi aya

Lgta hi Teka lag gya.