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Thursday 26 December 2013

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Funny Sms In Hindi Biography

Source:-Google.com.pk
Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…
Hazaron Maslay Hain Jo Mujhe Masroof Rakhtay Hain

Magar Tum log Aisay "Dheet" Ho K Phir Bhi Yaad Aatay Ho.:-)

WARNING!!!

This is a VIRUS…

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Happy April Fool.

Yaar T.V dekho
Zardari Ne resign krdiya

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Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;)

Aj Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap
"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…

Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

santa ne daru pike apne apko aaine me dekha or bola

isko to khi dekha h

o yad aaya ye to wahi kmina h

jo shadi k album me meri bb k sath tha.

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil.