Funny Sms Hindi Shayari Biography
Source:-Google.com.pkAlways consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
Sir your account has been hacked
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Facebook???
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No sir, your bank account
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Ooh Thank God!
AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday
Forgot to invite U
DAD: Ur a naughty baby.. It is Ok
But Dont forget next Time.
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
Mun mai pani ana
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Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia.
Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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SHOPPING
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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PAYING the “BILLS” does.
Bad Things About Me…. On My Back…
Come To Me , I ll Tell You More.
A Rule fr success:
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Student ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Student:
Main ne ….. yahooo..
Teacher shocked… :
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Whatsapp would be a disaster if
last seen at changes into last seen with.
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