Sms And Shayari Biography
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Girl: no
Boy: why?
Girl: because it hurts when you leave it
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Boy: baap re !! i m acting but she isoveracting.
Boy: Hey
Girl: Yeah
How are you..
Boy: I am fine
Can you make My Biggest dream come true ?
You are the only one Who can does
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Girl: Sure.. what is your dream..??
Boy: I just want your one signature darling… please.
Girl: Dont be sad baby, where you want my signature. ?
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Boy:- On Our Marriage Certificate.
A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..
Girlfrnd:
Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon..
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Boyfrnd:
Arre!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya..???
It Is Said That If A Girl Closes Her Eyes,
She Sees The Person She Loves The Most
And When Boys Do That,
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Slide-Show Begins
Girl:
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Pr
Girl:
Wow
Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy:
Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl:
Kaise
Boy:
Break Nai Lag Rha…
(Great comedy sms on boy v/s girl)
Boy texts his GF:
Jaan, I can not live without you Will you marry me?
*KILLING Reply*
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Girl: Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts
Q: What is the difference between Mothers and Girlfriends tears??
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A Classic Answer
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Mothers tears EFFECT Our HEART
and
Girlfriends tears EFFECT Our POCKEt.
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